Typewriter Poem (mailed to you)
Typewriter Poem (mailed to you)
You come up with a topic—my typewriter & I will figure out the rest. I’ve been offering this popular service for over a decade and have had thousands of customers. Usually mailed within 3 days of order.
"Always Tasteful, mostly true, I'll write letters on behalf of you!"
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How did you start doing this?
After I lost my job at the puppet theater, I had 10 dollars to my name and a growling stomach. I picked up my nightstand, some paper and a pen and carried it to the nearest outdoor mall. I set up next to a brass sculpture of a hog and sang "I can help you to express the feeeeelings you normally repress, poetry for sale, five dollars!" It was 100 degrees, but I got two customers. Afterwards I bought a tub of rocky road ice cream that I ate in its entirety, excluding only some of the cardboard it came in.
Do ever type poems live at events?
I’ve been typing at fairs and events since 2011. Feel free to book me for a party! Email notanja@gmail.com
Where are you based?
Milwaukee, WI.